Here is our selection of animal and vegetable jokes to keep you and your family entertained (?!?!) on the journey here:

What is out of bounds?
An exhausted kangaroo

What do you give a deaf fishermen?
A herring aid

What is short, green and goes camping?
A boy sprout

What is the name of the pine with the longest and sharpest needles?
The porcupine

What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper
Or a zebra with a sun tan

Teacher: What does the word "asset" mean?
Pupil: A young donkey, sir

Teacher: How do you spell blind pig?
Pupil: That's easy - B.L.I.N.D. P.I.G.
Teacher: Wrong. B.L.N.D. P.G
Pupil: Why is that?
Teacher: Because if it had two "i"s it wouldn't be a blind pig

What sort of fish sings songs?
Tuna fish

What vegetable is green and strong?
A muscle sprout

Gamekeeper: Don't you know you're not allowed to fish here?
Poacher: I'm not fishing. I'm teaching a worm to swim

Dad: Son, you musn't go fishing with the boy next door - he's just got measles
Son: Oh it's all right, dad, I never catch anything when I go fishing